From popbitch.com: >> Simply rude << Always be nice to the little folk Mick Hucknall was on a Simply Red in-store appearance at a westcountry HMV. The ginger whinger waltzed in and demanded a cup of tea from the shop manager, without bothering to utter another word to him. The shop manager said, "Sure", went out to the staff kitchen, put the kettle on and selected a mug. Then he took out his cock, rubbed it all around the rim of the mug, zipped up and made the tea. He then carried the cup back to Hucknall, who took it without a word, and happily drank the cuppa. Quality!