Michael Jacksons Favourite Things!

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  1. Surely his favourite thing is a small boys c0ck? :D
     
  2. What's black and blue and fcuks kids?


    Michael Jackson in his lucky blue suit.
     
  3. Well it made me laugh :lol:
     
  4. The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no choice but to make him a priest.

    :D
     
  5. Probably because there was an exorcism last week and it took the devil an hour to get the priest out of the boy :wink:

    What does Michael Jackson have in commomn with a bottle of whisky?
    They both come in tots
     
  6. How does Michel Jackson know that its time for bed
    when the big hand touches the little hand
     
  7. Q. What the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
    A. Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen.

    Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
    A: Several children have fingered him.


    Ter-bum-tis :D
     
  8. Well you lot, I think this is simply (not) amusing, and (not) harmless fun. (How) can you poke fun at this innocent man while there's a trial on? I hope everyone can see what is so terribly (un-)funny about all this.

    Just imagine if someone on the jury were to browse to this site, and read your (foul slanderous) puns? They'd (be forced to) see truth and convict him (against better judgement) for fiddling with kids.

    Mods are like buses - never there when you want one! :D

    (Self) censorship is (not) thoughtcrime.
     
  9. This is no way to speak about the CGS!
     
  10. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
    A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.

    Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
    A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

    Boom Boom :roll:
     
  11. after a harrowing day at court , michael was whisked back to his hotel , his worried aide asked if michael would like to watch a DVD to relax.

    "that would be wonderful" said the grateful kinderficker

    "shall i get Aladdin?"

    "f-uck off mate , i'm in enough sh1t as it is !!"
     
  12. Q: Why do the kids always leave Neverland Ranch on time in the morning?

    A: Because they got their shit packed the night before.

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    Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

    A: One is made of plastic and is unsafe for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries.

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    Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

    A: Michael Jackson's hand.

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    Q: Why is Michael Jackson upset with Boyz-2-Men?

    A: He found out they weren't a delivery service.

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    Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson doll? It comes in a little can.
     
  13. Q: What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?

    A: "Excuse me, but you're in my son"

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    Q: Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?

    A: He was up to a pack a day.

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    Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?

    A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

    And that's quite enough of that! [​IMG]