Michael Jackson.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Michael Jackson Trial.
    Dr Conrad Murray has told the court about Michael's dramatic weight loss... "Michael has got so thin that although his pajama tops were still adult size, he could still squeeze himself into children's bottoms.
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  2. So nothing new there then ;-)
  3. Much better than your usual toss! :)
  4. How do you know when it is bedtime at Michael Jackson's home?

    When the big hand touches the little hand.
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    And you were doing so well!
  6. Please tell me that was written in a completely sarcastic manner.
  7. When asked about her late boyfriend Michael Jackson, she (Michael's girlfriend) was quoted as saying: "First my parents leave me in Portugal and now this."