Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. I was asked today if I remember where I was when I found out that Michael Jackson had died...........

    Of course I do, I was celebrating in my living room with a 10 year old...........

    single malt.

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  2. How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's home?

    When the big hand touches the little hand.
  3. He wasn't.

    He was in the childrens ward, having a stroke.
  4. Pmsl, cheers for that
  5. Whats the difference between an Asda carrier bag and MJ?

    Ones white, plastic and dangerous to children.....

    and the others an Asda carrier bag.........