Michael Jackson

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by craign, Jun 25, 2009.

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  1. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Jokes starting before they even turned the machine off... good drills!

    Tomorrow should be a busy one on the text messages.
  2. No need for O2 now then!
  3. Its just being reported on NBC that he died, kids all over the wrold rejoice you are now safe
  4. I like the advert at the bottom offering tickets from £89!!

    Good luck with that!

    Edited to add.......Oh they've gone
  5. Don't rejoice to much mate. Gary Glitters some where around here!
  6. Doctors have announced that the Heart Attack was believed to be caused by an excessive combination of Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times!
  7. reported as not breathing when paramedics got there, i suspect solvent abuse - sniffed solvent and its dissolved his nose

    his past drug problems have got him in trouble, since he was in court for trying a little crack
  8. So they are blaming it on the boogie!
  9. Quote wireless_barf.

    'reported as not breathing when paramedics got there, i suspect solvent abuse'

    Was it not child abuse?
  10. didnt it leave him insolvent?

    so if he's dead, will his organs be used in transplant, or will he be recycled as yoghurt pots?
  11. Aye, he was glued to them kids.

    He was so close he was tighter than two coats of paint.

    Thriller will go to No. 1 again. (as I said earlier).

    Yvette Fielding, with your Blue peter experience, I hope you're taking note...

    "And here's one we/Micheal made earlier (thank you plastic surgeon).."


    Doesn't quite have the same ring to it as the jackson Four and a half...
  12. Well there you go!

    All that money, all that property, all that wealth & he's brown bread at 50!

    Just goes to show, no matter how much dosh you've got, it won't save you, come the day of reckoning! :)

  13. i have sent this via txt as it made me laugh so much.... wonder if any arssers get it by the morning lol
  14. That's disgraceful!!!

    Why don't you just BEAT IT!!!

    I wonder if they'll blame Billie Jean?