Michael Jackson

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#2
Jokes starting before they even turned the machine off... good drills!

Tomorrow should be a busy one on the text messages.
 
#4
Its just being reported on NBC that he died, kids all over the wrold rejoice you are now safe
 
#5
I like the advert at the bottom offering tickets from £89!!

Good luck with that!




Edited to add.......Oh they've gone
 
#6
Redmon1 said:
Its just being reported on NBC that he died, kids all over the wrold rejoice you are now safe
Don't rejoice to much mate. Gary Glitters some where around here!
 
#7
Doctors have announced that the Heart Attack was believed to be caused by an excessive combination of Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times!
 
#8
reported as not breathing when paramedics got there, i suspect solvent abuse - sniffed solvent and its dissolved his nose

his past drug problems have got him in trouble, since he was in court for trying a little crack
 
#9
labrat said:
Doctors have announced that the Heart Attack was believed to be caused by an excessive combination of Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times!
So they are blaming it on the boogie!
 
#11
JoseyWales said:
Quote wireless_barf.

'reported as not breathing when paramedics got there, i suspect solvent abuse'

Was it not child abuse?
didnt it leave him insolvent?

so if he's dead, will his organs be used in transplant, or will he be recycled as yoghurt pots?
 
#12
JoseyWales said:
Quote wireless_barf.

'reported as not breathing when paramedics got there, i suspect solvent abuse'

Was it not child abuse?
Aye, he was glued to them kids.

He was so close he was tighter than two coats of paint.

Thriller will go to No. 1 again. (as I said earlier).

Yvette Fielding, with your Blue peter experience, I hope you're taking note...

"And here's one we/Micheal made earlier (thank you plastic surgeon).."

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WACKO JACKO WHACKED OUT??

Doesn't quite have the same ring to it as the jackson Four and a half...
 
#13
Well there you go!

All that money, all that property, all that wealth & he's brown bread at 50!

Just goes to show, no matter how much dosh you've got, it won't save you, come the day of reckoning! :)
 
#14
gladimout said:
labrat said:
Doctors have announced that the Heart Attack was believed to be caused by an excessive combination of Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times!
So they are blaming it on the boogie!

i have sent this via txt as it made me laugh so much.... wonder if any arssers get it by the morning lol
 
#15
Cr33p said:
gladimout said:
labrat said:
Doctors have announced that the Heart Attack was believed to be caused by an excessive combination of Sunshine, Moonlight and Good Times!
So they are blaming it on the boogie!

i have sent this via txt as it made me laugh so much.... wonder if any arssers get it by the morning lol
That's disgraceful!!!

Why don't you just BEAT IT!!!

I wonder if they'll blame Billie Jean?
 
#19
You just have to love The Times report,

This
Michael Jackson was reported to have died tonight after suffering a heart attack at his Los Angeles home.
Followed by this
The shows for the 50 London concerts sold out within hours of going on sale in March, and these will now be thrown seriously into doubt.
Sherlock Holmes move over.
 

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