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Michael Jackson was not a paedophile - honest!

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A painting commissioned by Michael Jackson in 1999 has just been revealed in a book about Jackson’s life. In the painting Jackson strikes the same pose as Michelangelo’s statue of David with rippling abs, bulging pecs and smooth, marble-white skin — surrounded by a bevy of young male cherubs.

The work, by artist David Nordahl, is just one of hundreds of private portraits the Gloved One ordered up over the years that depict him in an idealized light.

Repeat after me – Michael Jackson was not a paedophile. Michael Jackson was not a paedophile. Michael Jackson was not a paedophile.
 

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Someone told me that the film of his rehearsals for his Millenium Dome residency was rated PG. Even after he's dead he can't be trusted to be alone with children!
 
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That painting has not "just been revealed" into the public spotlight, it was featured both louis theroux's and martin bashirs documentaries with wacko.

We all know he was a creepy bastard, but hes dead now so it doesnt matter.
 
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Markintime said:
Isn't that the standard defence for paedophiles?
No idea to be honest. I don't believe that he touched kids, he was just a good old fashioned weirdo. I don't think anyone can deny that his childhood was fcuked up either, his repeated plastic surgery and his desire to act like a child were both caused by it for a start.

I also know that if some fella had been diddling my child it would have taken a lot more than a big cheque to make the court case stop.
 
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Bollocks! I don't deny that his childhood wasn't 'conventional' but the rest of his brothers are not seriously fucked in the head and Michael wasn't even the youngest, Randy was and he doesn't touch children. (that I am aware of)

To say that he never had a childhood is nonsense. It may not have been the same as others but he still had one.

I liked the guys music but he was a freak, his 'desire to act like a child' isn't normal, I think it was a ploy to act like a child mentally so that he could touch children and not be regarded as a peado! Their hairless ballsacks being the same age that he thought himself.

He bucked the trend by wanting to be white, it's normally the other way round with the common wigga walking around with his jeans pulled halfway down uttering phrases like 'brap brap' wearing his bodyweight in Elizabeth dukes finest and acting like a tool.

In essence - Wacko Jacko was a confused, black/white, child molesting musical legend.
 

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You blind fools. Can you not see that all this kiddie touching is just a smokescreen?

Of course he's innocent of child molesting. It never happened. The true victims are the ones that are forgotton due to this huge cover-up, a countless trail of traumatised chimpanzees. It wasn't just Bubbles he was blowing. Primate psychiatrists everywhere have missed out on millions.
 
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jimmys_best_mate said:
Gym-Princess said:
In essence - Wacko Jacko was a confused, black/white, child molesting musical legend.
When was the conviction?

He clearly bought his way out of it.

Next thing you'll be telling us is that OJ Simpson is an upstanding citizen and not a murdering lying scumbag.
 
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Gym-Princess said:
jimmys_best_mate said:
Gym-Princess said:
In essence - Wacko Jacko was a confused, black/white, child molesting musical legend.
When was the conviction?
He clearly bought his way out of it.

Next thing you'll be telling us is that OJ Simpson is an upstanding citizen and not a murdering lying scumbag.
In that case, let's disband courts and juries and make up our own minds based on Tabloid headlines instead.
 

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