Michael Jackson Jailed.....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Blade-Runner, Nov 5, 2012.

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  1. Jimmy Somerville.
  2. Hang him!
  3. You hopefully.
  4. That's bad.
  5. His real name's Albert English- only a cunt of the greatest magnitude would change his name from that to anything else, let alone Michael fucking Jackson. Although he does look like him.

  6. Hes got the skin colour for it...
  7. I remember serving under a divisional commander called Major General Mike Jackson. He was white, too.

    Hope that cunt never gets out, and is battered on a regular basis.

    FORMER_FYRDMAN LE Book Reviewer

    But what about the paedo?
  9. I understand completely that this cunt will probably never be freed because of the open ended nature of his sentence, but what kind of chart do you look at with those sort of offences and come up with even a theoritical seven years?Especially with his previous it should have been a straightforward life sentence.
  10. I thought it was his real name, Generals today, can't trust anyone.
  11. Sir Jackson? Staunch referee of the Golden one? Shurely shome mishtake.
  12. mercurydancer

    mercurydancer LE Book Reviewer

    The kidnapper and rapist has to stay in jail for at least 9 years before being considered for parole. Its a long way from being imprisoned permanently
  13. There was a Lebbo gangster in Sydney who changed his name to Tony Soprano. Good drills for staying under the radar, Abdul.
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  14. 'Criminal mastermind' is even more oxymoronic than 'military intelligence'.