Michael Jackson finds new excuse shocker!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Acid_Tin, Feb 15, 2005.

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  1. I don't think anyone on ARRSE would disagree that he is indeed 'very, very ill'. :D

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  2. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

  3. Sorry all!

    I did scroll back through 'Current Affairs' - but it was clearly aaaaaaaages ago! :D

    Cheers Cuts :D

    (Goes to fetch coat)
  4. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    'Salright Calypso, could be worse - you could be Int Corps !
  5. Thought you were talking about the CGS :p
  6. I feel mildly p|ssed off at the moment.
    I wonder if this will get me out of my VAT audit next week :roll:
  7. 'Very very ill' with 'flu-like symptoms' . Are flu-like sypmptoms not indicitive of the plague? I hope so :twisted:
  8. 'Michael Jackson Sick'

    Tell us something we don't know.

  9. Does he have the dreaded 'Man Flu' or another variety?
  10. :D :D lol
  11. better not blow his nose too hard or there will be nothing left.
  12. He looked pretty dapper when he turned up, or so the pictures in the sun showed.

    Maybe it was that new strain of bird flu going round, "legal eagle" flu. :twisted:

    At least he was rushed to hospital and seen straight away, if he had been a british pensioner on the NHS he would still be on a trolly in the corridor!!!