Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett...Gary Glitter?

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  1. Who is/should be the next one to go, and how? Carradine and Hutchence are out (having set unforgettable examples)

    How about Glitter attending Jackson's funeral and choking on bubbles?

    Slapping myself now... :wink:
  2. Celine Dion. Live on stage. LAW.
  3. Yeah..!!!...thought he was looking a 'wee bit pale'.....
  4. Maybe there will be demands from MJ fans to get Cyclops to set aside one day a year as 'Michael Jackson Day'..... Well, in our topsy turvey society of fackwittedness, McRuin will probably deliver a sad statement at next Wednesdays PMQs.....

    At least MJ won't have to face his creditors now....

    Demands for a state funeral maybe, if not in the US, then maybe over here..... We seem to take the whole World........
  5. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson ?

    Ferguson will be playing Giggs this summer
  6. msr

    msr LE

    Funnily enough Michael Jackson Just sold Neverland & bought Dinosaur Land...everychild left with a Megasorarse !
  7. Due to immense levels of Plastic Surgery Micheal Jackson will be recycled instead of being interred.
  8. What a good year this is turning out to be, eh? So far we've had Goody and now Jackson. Fingers crossed for a treble top finish of Glitter, Jonathan King and Barrymore, before the year's out.
  9. Two texts I've had this morning:

    Now Michael Jacksons dead they're going to melt him down and make toys out of him to let kids play with him for a change.

    Michael Jacksons ashes will be sprinkled into an etch-a-sketch so that little kids can still play with his knob.
  10. Apparently Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he fell over a babies pram.

    Doctors have said that it's too early to blame it on the buggie.
  11. Another:

    Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect. He was found in the childrens ward having a stroke.
  12. Oops missed the other thread :oops: