MIA - Missing In Asia

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by zero-over, May 24, 2013.

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  1. It's been 2 months now and no sign of EODMatt - View Profile: eodmatt - The Army Rumour Service

    I've been checking the foreign news agencies for any sign that someone resembling Santa's Stunt Double has been murdered by a Thai pimp but nothing.

    Has he kicked the bucket or what?
  2. G_M posted an update from the legendary slant-eye shagger a few days ago.

    He's fine.
  3. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    Probably caring for sick water buffalo...
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  4. ...or up to his nuts in LadyBoys....
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  5. Yup, he's trying not to catch any one of a variety of exotic STI's as I understand it.

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  6. There are no sick buffalo, only clever bar girls. Incidentally I got chased by a group of them the other day- buffalo that is, not bar girls.