It has been brought to my attention by all the ARRSE ladies and gents (and a few of the gay men), that there is a certain person missing from our lives. I feel that we need to offer him some incentives to return. I, myself, am offering a lapdance from BBC and myself, a snog with Antphillip, a cabaret of MDN and Aunty Stella with a pink feather boa and a quick flash of my norks. Lippy will be selling hot-dogs. Can anyone else offer anything else to help the cause???? I eagerly await your answers.