Was it them, or was it Them ? Rings some bells about a 'was it a walt' a couple of years ago..... what was that 007 one ? Once - coincidence. Twice - happenstance...... three times and I will never rent a flat in London !
The man was a heavily vetted pillar of the establishment. I'd wager the bag's made of rubber, he's got quarter of an orange in his gob and this is a bizzare, S&M session gone horribly wrong.
In a couple of days, the police will be asking for witnesses who saw a panic stricken young woman in a PVC catsuit fleeing from the flat and desperately looking for a taxi while whips and strapons fell from her copious handbag.
My money is the body in the bag is the gay lover of the missing MI6 worker. Killed in a lovers tiff the MI6 worker has the idea that he could move the body in a massive sports bag. On discovering that humping 12 stone in a grip is not easy decides to just do a runner.
You're right. I've seen "Live and Let Die" too. Death by negligent discharge of the laser gun on Mr MI6's wristwatch while trying to use the circular saw as a sex aid. Is there a massive, still smouldering void where the victim's arrsehole used to be? Should have paid attention when Q told him how the watch works.