MI5 Recruitment....

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by Timbo919, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A new day dawns at MI5. 3 Operatives have got through the grueling training, and finally come to the final test.

    First off, the Recruiment officer talks to the first recruit.
    "OK, you passed every test and requirement you needed to. Now proof your loyalty.
    Here is a revolver. Go into the room next door and shoot your girlfriend"

    The recruit takes the weapon with a sad face and goes into the room. 2 minutes later he comes out and says:

    "I just can't do that"
    "Well then, we will not accept you"

    The Boss talks to another recruit
    "OK, you passed every test and requirement you needed to. Now proof your loyalty.
    Here is a revolver. Go into the room next door and shoot your fiancée"

    The recruit takes the weapon and goes into the room. 20 minutes later he comes out and says:

    "No, no I can't do it."
    "Sorry, you're out then."

    The Boss talks to the last recruit.
    "OK, you passed every test and requirement you needed to. Now proof your loyalty.
    Here is a revolver. Go into the room next door and shoot your wife"

    The recruit immediately takes the weapon and rushes into the room.

    A loud bang, and a lot of noise is heard from inside the room. Finally the recruit storms out shouting:

    "Which twat accidentally put blank cartridges in the revolver? I had to kill the old bag with a chair leg!"
     
  2. Hahaha.....love it.. :D