MI5 joke

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by chippie, Oct 4, 2010.

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  1. I think may been done before. one needs a little bit of grey matter at the punch line
     

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  2. Is the punchline 'and he had to turn his screen upside down to read the fecking thing'?
     
  3. Hahahahaha!! Re-post please
     
  4. Im sure that was originally an Englishman Irishman and Scotsman Joke
     
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    He can't turn it round - it is top secret and he would have to kill you if you read it!
     
  6. Is his name Ernest Scribbler?
     
  7. Surely only if you are as thick as a whale's omelette?
     
  8. Wow, that joke is older than MI5, and no funnier upside down either
     
  9. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  10. I'm sure I once went out with that.
     
  11. On the fourth line it should be now prove your loyalty.

    Stupid Boy
     
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

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  13. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer


    I'll echo that.

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  14. I heard that joke ten years ago about PIRA recruits...
     
  15. Oi Chippie, your fucking scanner is upside down!

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