MI5 and Facebook

#1
Reading a piece in the paper today that says MI5 trawled through Facebook and MySpace profiles of soldiers to see how easy Al-Qaeda might track them down. Apparently they uncovered 2000 pictures of soldiers in drag, 150 of them having sex and one snap involving a chicken!

Only one with a chicken?! There should be loads of them, chicken fcuking was rife throughout the army I thought.
Are you the Facebook chicken shagger? Own up and post your pic to become and instant celebrity (or a laughing stock - chicken not beef).
 
#2
jack-daniels said:
Only one with a chicken?! There should be loads of them, chicken fcuking was rife throughout the army I thought.
Are you the Facebook chicken shagger?


Methinks thou doth protest too much 8O
 
#3
counterstrike said:
jack-daniels said:
Only one with a chicken?! There should be loads of them, chicken fcuking was rife throughout the army I thought.
Are you the Facebook chicken shagger?


Methinks thou doth protest too much 8O
Not me chief! I preferred the jar of wriggly worms.
 
#4
Went on OC's orders as an escort with prisoner ACC who was fined for wanking into the wives club mayonnaise. I got 5 extras as I couldn't stop laughing when the charge was read out :D
 
#5
squiffy_parsons said:
Went on OC's orders as an escort with prisoner ACC who was fined for wanking into the wives club mayonnaise.
how many of them recognised the taste then :?: :roll: :?: :roll:
 
#6
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
squiffy_parsons said:
Went on OC's orders as an escort with prisoner ACC who was fined for wanking into the wives club mayonnaise.
how many of them recognised the taste then :?: :roll: :?: :roll:
Was it too salty then or had he been drinking pineapple juice?

" Never eat the compo sausages if the tin is already open, especially if the middle one is missing..................".
 
#7
jack-daniels said:
Reading a piece in the paper today that says MI5 trawled through Facebook and MySpace profiles of soldiers to see how easy Al-Qaeda might track them down. Apparently they uncovered 2000 pictures of soldiers in drag, 150 of them having sex and one snap involving a chicken!

Only one with a chicken?! There should be loads of them, chicken fcuking was rife throughout the army I thought.
Are you the Facebook chicken shagger? Own up and post your pic to become and instant celebrity (or a laughing stock - chicken not beef).
Okay it was me - I love pumping chickens - frozen of course :wink:
 
#8
A_Knocker_Till_The_End said:
squiffy_parsons said:
Went on OC's orders as an escort with prisoner ACC who was fined for wanking into the wives club mayonnaise.
how many of them recognised the taste then :?: :roll: :?: :roll:
He was caught in the act of wanking into the wives club bowl of mayonnaise just before the bowl was laid out on the tables.
 

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