The MOD seems to have excelled itself once again - specialist subject - writting contracts that see off service personnel and further erode quality of life. The latest culprit MHS (Modern Housing Solutions or Making Housing Sh1te - you decide) are supposed to take over the administration of Married Quarters. Great news considering the MQ charges went up 17% in April. Sadly the realiy does not reflect this. Having just taken over my next MQ I was appalled to discover I am going to have to spend a lionshare of the long weekend cleaning it. Furthermore, there are no toilet seats, no mats, the decor is literally falling off the walls - I won't bore you with the rest. Particularly galling is the fact I have just shelled out well over 200 quid to get my old quarter cleaned, I'm just wondering who I can present the bill to for getting this one up to standard? Any RAO's out there know of a loo seat allowance, either that or the wife is going to build up her thigh muscles! I've heard loads of horror stories about MHS - now I'm on the receiving end. Anyone know the bosses name and address!