Metrosexual men happy with bouquets

#1
Belfast Telegraph, today

"The metrosexual man has reached Belfast.

Until now, the bouquet was the preserve of the mother, the prom queen and the Oscar-winning starlet.

But fathers in Northern Ireland are looking forward to receiving floral tributes this Sunday, a survey from Interflora claims.

The company's latest poll has revealed that some 70% of Belfast dads would be delighted to receive flowers on Father's Day."


If the bat dares, she'll get a garden spade around the ears. Just a warning.
 
#3
MDN wanted to get his dad a pressie for Fathers Day, his mum told him he looked just like his dad...

She just couldnt make her mind up which one.


ter-bum-tis :D
 
#6
for my fathers day i want a Fûck-a-Gram with an 18yo fit totty , not a bunch from Interflora ! :D
 
#11
Metrosexual: a portmanteau combining "metropolitan" and "sexual", referring to an urban male of any sexual orientation who has a strong aesthetic sense and spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. He is the fashion-conscious target audience of men's magazines (loaded, FHM etc).

Judging by the amount of religiously/terrorist- sanctioned gay-bashing that goes on in NI, the population over there could do with a bit more metrosexuality.
 
#12
so metrosexual is a straight bloke who likes to act like a puff. ooooooooook
 
#13
Well, sort of, except having sex with other blokes (pretty important when it comes to acting like a puff) generally doesn't float the boat of most stright blokes. Besides, labelling people according to sexual stereotypes is a bit of a non-starter. There are plenty of puffs who look straighter than many straight blokes, especially in the Army.
 
#15
"There are plenty of puffs who look straighter than many straight blokes, especially in the Army. "

Yes Booty and you should know.
john
Booty Booty can't catch me. Oh OOH fast arn't you.
 
#16
If my trout gives me flowers for fathers day, since the sprog is only 1, I will eat them, sh it on the rug, tell her she has an hour to clean up the mess and head to the bar.
 
#17
Booty said:
Metrosexual: a portmanteau combining "metropolitan" and "sexual", referring to an urban male of any sexual orientation who has a strong aesthetic sense and spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle. He is the fashion-conscious target audience of men's magazines (loaded, FHM etc).

Judging by the amount of religiously/terrorist- sanctioned gay-bashing that goes on in NI, the population over there could do with a bit more metrosexuality.
BS It's just another attempt to make homosexual males seem mainstream
 
#18
Biscuits_AB said:
Some of the Geordies on this site thought it was a sex shop in Gateshead.
It may be
 

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