Meths ...

#1
An obviously homeless person went into a chemist and asked for a bottle of metholated spirts.

"I'm very sorry" says the assistant "I cannot sell that to you as I believe you will drink it"

"No, no, not at all" says the vagrant "I use it to fuel my primus stove so I can cook and eat"

"Oh ... Very well then, I suppose it's ok" the assitant hands over the meths to the chap.

He picks it up and says "oo, have you got a cold one?"
 
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Taffd

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#2
An obviously homeless person went into a chemist and asked for a bottle of metholated spirts.

"I'm very sorry" says the assistant "I cannot sell that to you as I believe you will drink it"

"No, no, not at all" says the vagrant "I use it to fuel my primus stove so I can cook and eat"

"Oh ... Very well then, I suppose it's ok" the assitant hands over the meths to the chap.

He picks it up and says "oo, have you got a cold one?"
Why, does cold meths burn better?
 
#3
No, but cold tramps burn great any time of year.
 
#4
If he'd been a really posh tramp he'd have asked for a pack of Lemsip to flavour it.....
 

phil245

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
give a tramp a fire and he is warm for a night.

Set a tramp on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.
 

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