Meths ...

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Stan_Da_Bout, Apr 25, 2013.

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  1. An obviously homeless person went into a chemist and asked for a bottle of metholated spirts.

    "I'm very sorry" says the assistant "I cannot sell that to you as I believe you will drink it"

    "No, no, not at all" says the vagrant "I use it to fuel my primus stove so I can cook and eat"

    "Oh ... Very well then, I suppose it's ok" the assitant hands over the meths to the chap.

    He picks it up and says "oo, have you got a cold one?"
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  2. Why, does cold meths burn better?
  3. No, but cold tramps burn great any time of year.
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  4. If he'd been a really posh tramp he'd have asked for a pack of Lemsip to flavour it.....
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  5. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    give a tramp a fire and he is warm for a night.

    Set a tramp on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.