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Meths ...

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An obviously homeless person went into a chemist and asked for a bottle of metholated spirts.

"I'm very sorry" says the assistant "I cannot sell that to you as I believe you will drink it"

"No, no, not at all" says the vagrant "I use it to fuel my primus stove so I can cook and eat"

"Oh ... Very well then, I suppose it's ok" the assitant hands over the meths to the chap.

He picks it up and says "oo, have you got a cold one?"
 
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#2
An obviously homeless person went into a chemist and asked for a bottle of metholated spirts.

"I'm very sorry" says the assistant "I cannot sell that to you as I believe you will drink it"

"No, no, not at all" says the vagrant "I use it to fuel my primus stove so I can cook and eat"

"Oh ... Very well then, I suppose it's ok" the assitant hands over the meths to the chap.

He picks it up and says "oo, have you got a cold one?"
Why, does cold meths burn better?
 

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