Metalsmith or armourer

Discussion in 'REME' started by moto_psycho, Oct 15, 2009.

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  1. Hi, im applying for either of the positions stated above. After a year of deferral my application is back in swing and should have a selection date soon (finally!!).

    Just wondering if any of you guys can fill me in a little more about the positions?

  2. Use the search function at the top of the page mate. This has been discussed a few times on here recently.
    Type in either metalsmith or armourer and you'll get a few hours worth of reading.

  3. If you have a healthy interest in porn and would consider selling your Grandmother to buy beer, then Metalsmith is your only choice.

    However, if you have an insatiable appetite for only the most wanton sexual depravity, have sold at least one close female relative in to the sex trade and are already an alcohol endurance athlete: then Amourer is your badger.

    Hope this helps?
  4. If you enjoyed wanking over "guns weekly" and sharpening your knife collection, then armr is the way for you.

    If you prefer to rub your naked swarfegad body over a nice sheet of XPM then metalsmithing is the future.

    No need to thank me for the advice ;)