Met Police

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  1. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    A bloke applies to join the Met.

    After reading the CV the Superintendent chairing the interview turns to the applicant and says,
    "Your qualifications are all very good, but we need to undertake an assessment to see if you have the attitude expected of one of our Police Constables before we can be accept you."

    Sliding a Met issue Glock across the table he continues,
    "I want you to take this onto the street and shoot six illegal immigrants, six blacks, six Muslims, and a squirrel."

    "Why the squirrel ?" asks the applicant.

    "Great attitude," says the Super, "When can you start ?"