It has emerged that Met Police plans, to participate in the winter olympics, have started amidst some confusion about what "Dah luge competition" actually is. Similarly RCMP plans have been amended after they realised that certain racist officers had misunderstood the explanation of "Skidding on a slope".
Cardiff Police on a cost saving drive have approached the city council. Bute Town (previously known as Tiger Bay) home of the oldest ethnic minority community in UK. Somalis. The council dustcart is routinely followed on its rounds by the council gulley sucker. Because there is a tendency of the local community not to use bin bags or the waste transfer bins placed on their car park. Hence the Taff dustmen shovel the refuse direct off the pavement. Then the gulley sucker clears the drains blocked by rain that has washed into the pile of refuse in the previous week.
A reversible pressure gulley sucker. Load it up as per standard procedure at Bute Town ... then fire it back at head height at rioters. Defence against human rights lawyers "Our jet of fluid was the result of respect for diversity. It was the product of the ethnic minority being respected to pursue its own cultural path. In fact the paths of Bute Town are renowned for what they culture. What possible objection could there be to police immersing people in the products of our enrichening multicultural society ?"