Met a woman on a dating site and...................

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  1. We are going to meet up, so do i buy flowers, choccys or nothing?
    Do i go smartly dressed or casual looking.
    Any advice would be most welcome & no i have no pictures of her in the nude!
     
  2. What site, and how has the convo gone so far? She'll probablly be 14st with a arsehole so hairy it looks like she bum wanked with a loo brush!
     
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  3. Wear casual/smart bring flowers no chocs. Oh and btw she's most likely to be called John, have a 9 inch cock and a pair of balls down to his knees. Enjoy :D
     
  4. Fuck you I was sipping my tea when I read that, now I need a mop.
     
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  5. We are going to meet up, so do i tell him I'm a bloke straight away or let him find out later?
    Do i go smartly dressed or casual looking.
    Any advice would be most welcome & no i have no pictures of him wanking in front of the webcam.

    Help appreciated.
     
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  6. Nice one :D
     

  7. Nah just keep your cock tied between your legs at least that way you can get a free meal out of it.
     
  8. Send location of meet, and we'll all pop along and have a laugh.

    There'll be a very good reason for this.
     
  9. If close enough I would come and watch, nothing on tv anyway :D
     
  10. No choccy, just flahs: flahs that are a pahnd a bunch, guv. Make sure that they reflect the primary colour of her tats.
     
  11. You have no pictures of her nude YET
     
  12. What, spotty with big blue veins? Oh, tats you said, sorry.
     
  13. Just do not meet anything from plentyoffish.com, they are mental damaged goods bitches.
     
  14. No flowers no expenditure, if she is a minger fuck off after a 1/2 lager if she is ok hang around and pay for a few wets, you never know!
     
  15. Have they got piss stains on their nickers though?