for some reason I just couldn't concentrate on things yesterday and had to clear my mind [ open's himself to abuse on this point ] first; I went for a drive to pick up munchies and pulled up in the left-turn lane on a street..noticed a good looking woman in the car to my right.She had her hand dangling out the window and I noted that she had no wedding band or engagement ring. I gave the horn a quick tweak and she looked up and turned my way. I waved my hand and pointed to the fact that I had no rings as well, then at her hand, then a I pantomimed the hand to the ear' phone thingy' pose and mouthed the words ' call me ' and then turned left leaving her in a trance.. she waqs so taken with my action she failed to move when the light had changed and got a blast from the fellow in the car behind... scarred her for life, I did.. no doubt.. Then; at home, for some reason I was the victim of telemarketer calls [ must be their time of the month ] after about the third I began answering the phone thusly: [ in monotone voice ] " 9450 - this call is being monitored.. .state your code name and the password for the day. " consternation at other end ensued.. then I settled down with a tall shot of Bowmore.. ah, life is good... still got bugger all done, though... anyone else prone to ' street theatre' and other antics to pass the time? need something new for the repertoire..