Messing with "Nigerian" Scammers

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Oddbod, Jun 21, 2013.

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  1. I don't think this one liked my reply:

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  2. Or there's:

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  3. Cool. Send them a pic of your favourite prolapsed haemorrhoid. Demand a laying on of hands to cure it before you discuss the sordid matter of money or chubby black babies.
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  4. Boil them, due to the natural pigmentation, it is hard to tell when they are done if you grill or roast them.
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  5. I was leaning towards tatie pot myself.:)
  6. Can't go wrong with stew.
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  7. I used to lead them along when I worked in an office, start off with a few pictures from some Brazilian tranny site, bikini shots, tits out, then cock out after the marriage proposal, that drove them a bit nuts.
  8. Compared to PPI and LIBOR, devised by well spoken whitemen in suits, '419' is small fry and just a convenient smokescreen.
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  9. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Hmm PPI is a perfectly good idea, please tell me why you think its not. LIBOR again a very sensible commercial concept. Have you stopped taking your pills again?
  10. Oddbod, to be fair I think all those kisses are giving out the wrong signals.

    Just an observation.