OK, chaps and chapesses, here's the deal: Things have been a little bit "routine" at work of late and, to tell the truth, I've been a bit bored. Fortunately, I have a prime opportunity for a bit of fun in the shape of a colleague who's as nutty as a fruitcake and is something of a conspiracy theorist. The list of bizarre ideas he has is long and varied, but a particular favourite of mine is that he believes that Sony is actually a cover for a cabal known as "State Oil of New York", one of the dark and nefarious organizations that runs the country and the world. He's also a political scientist who refuses to register to vote and doesn't have a driver's license because he doesn't want the government to know where he lives. (Don't ask me how he got here- our best guess is that the real guy is in a shallow grave in the Mojave desert and this tool has assumed his identity.) I've started the ball rolling at a fairly low level this morning by leaving a message made from newspaper cuttings in his mailbox. The message reads simply "They are watching you. Act normal." I don't want to go too big, too early but I have a few ideas up my sleeve like dead letter drops, having him followed by a dark SUV etc. Ideally, I'd like to have him travelling across the US on a Greyhound bus (should take about 5-6 days at least) to Washington DC (can't possibly fly- too many records are kept, you see) to meet with friends of mine. Think of the "Col X" scene in JFK with Donald Sutherland and you get the idea. Anyhow, does anyone have any good ideas for fcuking with this guy's head? In my mind this is going to be a fairly long term project, lasting months if he doesn't twig and murder me in the mean time.