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Messi

#1
Messi is out at a bar, and flirting with a good looking woman. She invites him over to her house, and she goes into the bathroom, telling Messi to get comfortable.
She comes back and finds Messi laying in bed with 2 naked men. She exclaims, “What the hell is going on?!” to which Messi sheepishly replies:
“I’m sorry! I can’t perform without Xavi or Iniesta!”
 
#3
Messi is out at a bar, and flirting with a good looking woman. She invites him over to her house, and she goes into the bathroom, telling Messi to get comfortable.
She comes back and finds Messi laying in bed with 2 naked men. She exclaims, “What the hell is going on?!” to which Messi sheepishly replies:
“I’m sorry! I can’t perform without Xavi or Iniesta!”
Christ,traztaz is funnier.
 
#5
Messi is thrown out of a bar for flirting with the wrong woman. Drunk, he staggers across the road but gets knocked down. The driver stops and runs back to his prostrate body.
"Are you all right?" asks the driver.
"Yes." croaks Messi, not really knowing whether he is or not.
"Why did you cross here?" asks the driver, "don't you know there's a Zebra Crossing just down the road?"
Messi's eyes focus, and he says "Well I hope it's having more luck than I did."
 

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