Mess Mortar

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_good_life, May 23, 2006.

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  1. the_good_life

    the_good_life Swinger

    Anyone help with the production of a Mess Mortar.

    Thanks
     
  2. Bennett

    Bennett Crow

  3. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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  4. boney_m

    boney_m LE

    You can achieve similar results using a glass spaghetti tube, hairspray as a propellant and using a gas stove to heat the base. Jeremy Clarkson used to demonstrate these on his chat show.
     
  5. BagCharge

    BagCharge Old-Salt

    Saw this earlier and was going to comment on a balanced mix for brick laying....glad i didn't...............................doh 8O :roll: 8O
     
  6. booty_cadet

    booty_cadet Old-Salt

    deleted for being in the wrong thread
     
  7. Operator

    Operator War Hero

    I've just been banned from firing my pringles tube mortar in the house after I took out a lightbulb... the girlies I live with scream every time it does off and weren't best pleased with me pissing myself laughing as the broken bulb fizzled out.

    So now, do I make the combustion space bigger, how big is too big?
     
  8. gearupflapup

    gearupflapup War Hero

    whats wrong with plain and simple mess jousting?