Mess Mortar

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by the_good_life, May 23, 2006.

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  1. Anyone help with the production of a Mess Mortar.

  2. Sixty

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  3. You can achieve similar results using a glass spaghetti tube, hairspray as a propellant and using a gas stove to heat the base. Jeremy Clarkson used to demonstrate these on his chat show.
  4. Saw this earlier and was going to comment on a balanced mix for brick laying....glad i didn't...............................doh 8O :roll: 8O
  5. deleted for being in the wrong thread
  6. I've just been banned from firing my pringles tube mortar in the house after I took out a lightbulb... the girlies I live with scream every time it does off and weren't best pleased with me pissing myself laughing as the broken bulb fizzled out.

    So now, do I make the combustion space bigger, how big is too big?
  7. whats wrong with plain and simple mess jousting?