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Mess dress is uniform. Highland dress is something quite different. Of course if you are joining a TA regiment, then you could very well get away with turning up in kilt etc providing you enjoy driving home wrapped in 8 yards of soaking wool?
AGAI him if he does...or better yet wind him up that a senior bod is going to AGAI him and then plant the seed that this is an assault on his Caledonian manhood and ethnic traditions. Light blue touch-paper and stand well back.
Or alternatively have an RP at the entrance demanding officers hand in weapons and take his sgian dubh ogf him. English officers with him then produce nunchucks, bike chains, machetes etc...