Mess Dress

#1
Who wears mess dress these days.I saw a mess dress with lance jack stripes on it.When I was a lance jack I could not afford new lightweights let alone mess dress which I seem to remember costs hundreds.Is there a proper Corporals Mess now,with mess dinners and such things.Who presides at top table,a senior Corporal,if so what a load of extra costs it must create.
 
#2
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#3
Who wears mess dress these days.I saw a mess dress with lance jack stripes on it.When I was a lance jack I could not afford new lightweights let alone mess dress which I seem to remember costs hundreds.Is there a proper Corporals Mess now,with mess dinners and such things.Who presides at top table,a senior Corporal,if so what a load of extra costs it must create.
I wear my taffetta to bed sometimes. Do one fucko.
 
#4
I wear my taffetta to bed sometimes. Do one fucko.
When you are too drunk to undress? I wore my mess dress to bed like that on numerous ocassions.
 
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Hey Sluggy who's upset you tonight?
 
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#9
I have a headache.

It would kill a civvy and a bloke.
have you been drinking my crab apple scrumpy? it doesnt get you pissed, you go straight to headache for some reason :)
 
#10
I have a headache.

It would kill a civvy and a bloke.
I would drive over with a bottle of Ibuprofen but there is a bit of water in the way/
 
#11
Why were you buying new lightweight?, I don't know about the others but I was issued my original lightweights by the happy storeman and thereafter exchanged them one for one.
 
#12
If one belongs to a proper regiment one and has a Corporals' Mess rather than Club, one wears Mess Dress. Please don't feel socially inferior.
 
#13
It depends if your Corps is full of boring old fucktards, ours isn't, so we don't, simple!
 
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