Went to a Ball last night; good time had, loads to drink and warned off for dancing with some blokes woman. Anyway, I saw someone in Mess Dress; bit odd as there where no rank indications and no minatures. I asked him who he was with, and he did look a bit puzzled... said that I did not recognise his Mess Dress and who was he with? Turns out it was Black Watch, but it was not his, it belonged to a mate of his, so he was not even a Squaddy. Bizzare.