Merseyside Police Farce

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by sunnoficarus, Aug 4, 2011.

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  1. It's not like they had their cocks hanging out though is it?

    PS Should that read Silly Bizzies?
  2. Looks like five cocks hanging out to me.
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  3. Strange how the headline doesn't highlight that items discovered during the search were later found on e bay (apparently).
  4. Shame, five more highly trained males on the scrap heap. I dare say they will be replaced with a couple or three muslims and a couple of "angry females" or am I just being cynical?
  5. Shame they didn't act like "highly trained males", instead of cocks. Would you want them going through your belongings seeing what they can find to flog on ebay (allegedly)?
  6. Just being a ******, I'd say.
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  7. You missed out EU-rine, Socialist and Uman Rites (are we spelling Human with a 'y' or a 'u' this week? And why do we have to spell rites like that?).
  8. Sorry, hate to be a pedant but I think you'll find that it's Umin Rites, innit.
  9. As it's Merseyside we're talking about, removing items from houses and putting them on ebay, is probably the most effective way for the police to return them to their rightful owners.
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  10. Well not being a low life scum bag I will never have the armed cops spinning my gaff, so it will never be an issue for me. If the occupants of the house hadn't been "up to no good" they would never have had their cereal boxes moved.
    Now put your knickers on and make me a cup of tea!
  11. Anybody watch that programme last night with the bunch of obnoxious cocks from West Yorks Police (Channel 5 I think) in Wakefield? The baldy one (ex squaddie I suspect) who sorely needs anger management training and his gwah mate and the 'angry women' who speak to people like they were shite? Somebody in that Force seriously needs to speak to these *****. One of them even had the cheek to complain about people having no respect for the police. No ******* wonder. Bunch of *********.

    As for the, eh, calm down, clam down, we wuz only 'avin a laugh? Geeza job?
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  13. In Merseyside, isn't that more commonly known as Burglary?