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Merry XMas !

#1
I just thought I'd take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Arrsers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year especially those lads and lasses facing yet another XMas in the trenches!

May your festive season be filled with debauchery and sexual depravity.

Alas I face some painful surgery soon but hopefully they may chuck in a new Liver whilst I'm on the table!

I hope everyone will lift a glass to absent friends on the 25th!
 
#2


May your yuletide log slip from the fire and burn your house down!









Seriously though
Keep safe to all on Ops
and may the New Year bring you all home.
 
#5
Merry Christmas, you Fascist bastard, you.* Good luck with the op. I'm told gender reassignment is quite routine, these days.

*Not that I'm saying it's a bad thing.
 
#6
Yes best wishes to all for a jolly and safe Christmas and New Year :santa:

Hope all goes well Cad and I'll have a drink or three for you... wouldn't want you to damage that new liver :wink:

x
 
#7
The_Cad said:
I just thought I'd take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Arrsers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year especially those lads and lasses facing yet another XMas in the trenches!

May your festive season be filled with debauchery and sexual depravity.

Alas I face some painful surgery soon but hopefully they may chuck in a new Liver whilst I'm on the table!

I hope everyone will lift a glass to absent friends on the 25th!
In the spirit of Xmas, have a good un and hope the op goes well.

No doubt we will cross swords again in the New Year. All the very best to you and yours. :santa: :D
 
#8
The_Cad said:
I just thought I'd take this opportunity to wish all my fellow Arrsers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year especially those lads and lasses facing yet another XMas in the trenches!

May your festive season be filled with debauchery and sexual depravity.

Alas I face some painful surgery soon but hopefully they may chuck in a new Liver whilst I'm on the table!

I hope everyone will lift a glass to absent friends on the 25th!
Shut up you fcuking poncy lezzer and get your self p*ssed and argue with your relatives like everyone else.



Hope everything goes well with your recovery have a good one.
 
#11
Well this is all a bit gay isn't. You feeling alright Cad???

As for those on tour. I hope you get the 25th off patrols. To those on stag... HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Enjoy! :D
 
#12
I would offer you my liver but I fear I still need the shrivelled, blackened and lard soaked thing to get me through the festive season.

Wishing you all a miserable Christmas and a debt ridden New Year.



But to all our lads and lasses on operations throughout the world, stay safe and have the best Christmas you can.
 
#13
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year!


You're joking about the liver surgery, right? It's surely cosmetic surgery, at least the mirror won't crack every morning when you look at it.
 

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