Gents and Ladies, I'm about to go on a bit of planes trains and automobiles trip to get back home in time for Xmas. On this trip I will use everything I learned in the Corps, How to meet people, how to sus them out, what to do in a bad situation, how to drink, how to fight, how to make the other guy look like he started it when the police turn up. How to make some shit decisions and to learn to live with them once made, try and make better ones but be foiled by alcohol, but along the way enjoy the journey. I'm already a few beers into this journey and I would like to wish you all a Very Merry Christmas. To all current and Ex Royal Signals. The Royal Corps, Merry Christmas. Hurrah!