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He laid her on the table,so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,he rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck,he felt her breast,then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,he gave a joyous cry.

The hole was wide he looked inside,all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and strectched his arms,
and then he stuffed the turkey.

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