Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ACAB, Dec 24, 2012.
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Gents, Ladies, Dale,
Merry Christmas and (especially to all you Jocks) a Happy Hogmanay!!
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Ram it up your arse, Cunt!
PS Merry Xmas to you as well!!
Well you should make sure your Gran wipes herself with some Aldi's wipes (99p for 25) before you ram it up her arse.
I mean, it's not fucking Rocket Science, is it?
Hey, it's another thread wishing people Merry Christmas. Fancy that.
Where's YOUR thread wishing us a Merry Xmas and such shite?
Anyway, I couldn't give a toss, after a day spent smiling at every fucker and spending my ill gotten gains on shite I just want to attract some abusive fuck wits who I can be abusive back to,
It's therapy, at least that's what my shrink says!
Edited to Add: Merry Fucking Christmas Dale!
I hope you bought Baby Jebus a present, it's his birthday today you know?
Well, I haven't. I know that is a sin but my local priest has said that if i can provide him some photos of a hot little blonde bint in basque, stockings and suspenders then Allah will forgive me
Edited to add: well, get a fucking move on and I need to see them first. To make sure they're 'suitable'
^ I don't see any stockings or G Strings. Am I using the right hand?
Try with the left.
Stop feeding me lines, you bastard!!!!
I could feed you my line for a couple weeks...
and, Merry Christmas!
You'd snap me.
You'll be fine as long as you can dislocate your jaw.
Congratulations on my first "Shut the fuck up" of Christmas Day.
Sorry if I missed anyone out.
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