Merry Christmas 2012

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fltpilot, Dec 23, 2012.

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  1. Merry Christmas & New Year 2013 to all those on ARRSE.
    May you have a good, peaceful & safe festive period wherever you are & wherever you spend it.
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  2. As I am unlikely to get on here on Christmas Day, I would like to take this opportunity to wish my fellow ARRSErs a very Merry Christmas and a Happy and Prosperous New Year. However I ask you to note that I have received legal advice on this matter and an amended version is attached.

    Season's Greetings, Legally Revised
    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2013, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make the UK great (not to imply that the UK is necessarily greater than any other country), and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
    This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first. " Holiday" is not intended to, nor shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack thereof).
    Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same. This greeting is void where prohibited by law.
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  3. Merry fucking Christmas to one and all
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  4. As I said earlier today, Yo fucking ho ho
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  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    You can stick your cheap comments, I'm on a private beach.

    Did I mention that I am on a private beach? Because I am. Have whatever sort of dismal miserable doom-laden Christmas your rotten Karma has led you to. Try not to get arrested.
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  7. Yairs, a Merry and a Happy to all.
  8. Hope the ladyboys you entertain dont give you any unwanted diseases.
    Or ones that you dont have already & a merry xmas to you too on your private bitch, er i mean beach!
  9. Happy Christmas everybody and if your in sandy places, hope you are home soon
  10. Have a great Christmas each and everyone, especially all those on operational duty....

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  11. Already had one Christmas on Saturday...... went to Manchester and had a turkey with all the trimmings plus pud and cream, plus opening of presents, just got back now from visiting my 2 daughters and partners.

    Next year will be different, Christmas dinner for 6, plus mash and grayveh for my little Manc grandson, who at the moment is a bump in the eldest's belly.

    Just started defrosting turkey no. 2 for Tuesday.

    Hoping visiting my wife's family next weekend in Barnsley won't involve any avian products, prawn curry half rice, half chips will be a lot more acceptable.......

    As the others have said, best wishes to all those who can't be with their families at the moment, come home safe.
  12. When did you buy Redcar?

    Happy Christmas you bunch of bastards xxxxx
  13. Oh fuck it. Merry Christmas, there you made me say it. Roll on fucking Easter.
  14. I am sure I saw Easter Eggs for sale in Tesco on Saturday ... anyway a Merry Merry and a Happy Happy to all ARRSE members ... and if there are any Submariners lurking ... go easy on the sprouts on Christmas Day .
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  15. Seriously (yes in the Naafi), Merry Christmas and all the best for 2013 to all, stay safe and keep on whinging, it's good for you.