Mermories of 14SR, the Celle years.

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  1. Was reminiscing about my time spent in Celle in the early 90s, some great times were had indeed.

    Was 3 Sqn myself and had the pleasure of serving with some outstanding lads. I also had the dubious honour of living in the room next door to Dave "Swampy" H**ris. After one of Dave's regular weekend "booze ins", he assumed the normal rocket ranger position on his "map of Africa". Being the pranksters we were, we lifted Dave, mattress and bed into the area outside the showers (where we paraded for block jobs) and left him there to sleep it off. I remember the laughing and banging on doors not long after as all the lads were summoned to where Dave lay, to witness a truly barf-inducing sight. Dave had shat and puked alles uber but the coup de gras was when his little winky sprung into action as he slept and duly completed the triple crown as the massed ranks of 3 Sqn stood watching! Timeless classic!

    Anyone care to share their most memorable/hilarious ones?
  2. Having read through previous postings I see that this topic was nailed a while ago.

    P.S It was Glen Gam*** who whacked Pete Curl***s round the head with the fire extinguisher!!
  3. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    As he was rather openly crucified for it, thats hardly a secret. The kunt.

    Who kn0bbed M.G.'s wife was far more of a risky undertaking....
  4. Lol, i met the man who knobbed M.Gs wife in Jan whilst on Telic 8!! It was rather funny as he and callsign "Proud" were both out there as civvies and one still fooking hated the other. Needless to say the one who did the deed didnt come round ours for a pint when callsign "Proud" did!!
  5. Losing A*** C*******n's car on a pissed up trip to some RAF camp to see Chubby Brown. Luckily Svyazist found it again, but only after me and S** W*** had gone through an accommodation block and made rather a mess looking for the 'thief'.

    Incidentally, wasn't there quite an honour roll of those who nobbed MG's missus? Or was that just nobbers bigging themselves up?
  6. Lol, well A.C didnt aquit himself in glory after his (short) tour in N.I did he??!!

    Im sure Tubbsy nailed her too, i know he nailed that blonde bint that used to sell the papers etc from that small shop in the middle (?) floor in Block 14!! i remember the door being locked a little too early and having a peek through the keyhole and looking at what looked like the bronzed God he was rattling her!!

    Sure M.Gs missus got squared away in the hallenbad across the road by W.W too........Stevie W was squaring away a certain mad Jock Staffies missus at the same time!
  7. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Biggers only apart from TV...
  8. Phuqin ell! Half of Jammer Troop was trying to get into that after Granby.

    Alsacien, you've gone all cryptic again. Please explain.
  9. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Tubbsy the psycho did'nt, but he was not going short as you say.

    Did you meet up with TV? How is he doing?
  10. She had that soft German porn appeal, too much rouge lipstick though!

    Remember the kitchen "honey" who used to go through the skips??

    Lol, Im sure someone nailed her after a Xmas party!
  11. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    T.V. had the only confirmed entry - everyone else was larging it up
  12. Roger, cheers
  13. Tubbsy was far from being only confirmed kill. Callsign W.W (yes he of M.G fame) also nailed blondie from the paper shop. That was confirmed, lol, i remember the little ball bag rubbing his mitts in Dave Rainey s face and telling thats what pussy smelt of!
  14. Where I am now, i have an ex-tech working for SERCO. We were having a chuckle about Paddy Duffy, remember him??
  15. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Try editing your posts for names................ :roll: