Was reminiscing about my time spent in Celle in the early 90s, some great times were had indeed. Was 3 Sqn myself and had the pleasure of serving with some outstanding lads. I also had the dubious honour of living in the room next door to Dave "Swampy" H**ris. After one of Dave's regular weekend "booze ins", he assumed the normal rocket ranger position on his "map of Africa". Being the pranksters we were, we lifted Dave, mattress and bed into the area outside the showers (where we paraded for block jobs) and left him there to sleep it off. I remember the laughing and banging on doors not long after as all the lads were summoned to where Dave lay, to witness a truly barf-inducing sight. Dave had shat and puked alles uber but the coup de gras was when his little winky sprung into action as he slept and duly completed the triple crown as the massed ranks of 3 Sqn stood watching! Timeless classic! Anyone care to share their most memorable/hilarious ones?