Mermaids Tale

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RoyalEngineers, Sep 19, 2007.

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  1. When will these get issued to troops who can't get their leg over :wink:
  2. Im going to get king kongs balls fitted so I can tell that joke and make it funny again.
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Ms Vessey, who is in her 50s, came across Weta Workshop's prosthetic department one night while surfing the internet.

    If she can surf already, why does she need the tail and scales?

    And what scale will she be on?
  5. All sounds a bit fishy to me :D
    I'll get my own coat thanks :wink:
  6. What joke?..
  7. When I read the thread title I thought... 'Old Fat and Hairy' will be all over this thread like a rash. He likes Mermaids, so I hear!
  8. And her vital statistics are 36 – 24 and 50p a kilo
  9. Purely out of interest, where is a mermaids cnut?