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Mentalist takes on Amazon

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...and when asked about the toothpick fish that can enter the body by swimming up the penis, and can only be removed by surgery, the marathon swimmer's practicality is as evident as his courage.

"I never urinate straight into the water, I always urinate straight into my wetsuit."
What the fcuk did the journo expect him to do? Stop mid stream and get the "small flacid guy" out?

FFS!!

Full story here (for those of you with nothing else to do):-
BBC

Edited for being related to that mobile-throwing tango-drinker on the train
 

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