Mental state!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by SausageDog, Jul 28, 2012.

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  1. What's your mental state right now, if you just didn't give a shit & told us all?
     
  2. I'm ok, thank for asking.
     
  3. Glad to hear it.
     
  4. Anyone else?
     
  5. Yeah. If I was any better I'd be out of control.
     
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  6. Why? What's your agenda? Who put you up to this? You really think you'll get away with it, don't you?
     
  7. Fucking shagged! Just got back from a run with the hound....fuck he can run (fucking Labrador's).

    And yes, my mental state is linked to my physical state.
     
  8. Plus some spam to go with it (reported)
     
  9. No corned dog then?
     
  10. fu2

    fu2 LE

    Who said that ? Can you smell them too? oh God not the teddy bears again.
     
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  11. I took an eight pack of Spam on holiday one year and handed it out to friends who were young during the unpleasantness with the Deutch neighbours. They said they remember it going well if thin sliced and fried nearly crisp and served up with powdered egg or sprouts . . . but not too often.

    Spraypainted a couple of tins in flat green camo and dummied up a label "Spam, Mk I / Lease-Lend / 1942" and gave them to an ex-6 Commando who had a reunion coming up. I suggested he slip them onto the table when no one was looking. When spotted, they nearly brought the house down.

    I sometimes exhibit an unusual sense of humour. Mostly.
     
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  12. MTC is quite clearly paranoid, and not willing to share.

    My mental state is that I don't give a shit, but I'm not about to tell anyone.
     
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  13. I'll share the spam, there's more than enough to go around.
     
  14. Is it laced with laxative?
     
  15. Tip-top thanks. Though i'm getting to old for this shit!