Mental Patients

A visitor to a mental institution asked the director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The director said: 'we fill up a bath, then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub.'

The visitor said: 'Oh I see, a normal person would choose the bucket, because it's biggest'

The director replied: 'no a normal person would pull the fucking plug out. would you like a bed near the window?'

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