Mental or what

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Auld-Yin, Sep 13, 2010.

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    A visitor to a mental institution asked the Director how he decided which patients should be kept in.

    The Director said "We fill up a bath then offer the patient a teaspoon, teacup or bucket and ask them to empty the bath."

    The visitor said "Oh, I see, a normal person would choose the bucket."

    The Director said "No. A normal person would pull the fucking plug out. Now, would you like a bed near the window?"