Mental Capacity test

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by FunkyNewBlood, Apr 5, 2005.

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  1. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for each answer.




    The questions are not that difficult.









    Questions:

    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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    The correct answer is:
    Open the refrigerator door, put in the giraffe and close the door.

    This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

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    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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    Wrong Answer:
    Open the refrigerator door, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

    Correct Answer:
    Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

    This tests your ability to > think through the repercussions of your actions.

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    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one.
    Which animal does not attend?
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    Correct Answer:
    The Elephant.
    The Elephant is in the refrigerator.
    This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
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    4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited bycrocodiles. How do you manage it?
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    Correct Answer:
    You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.

    This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong.
    But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
    AndersonConsulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.





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  2. I got fcuk all right, so must be a stupid test. 8O
     
  3. Hey Funky,

    been busy lately?

    got a bit of leave have we?

    Not much to do?

    :lol:
     
  4. no way could u fit a giraffe in a normal fridge not even a newborn one, and for elephant, now u r taking the piss.

    i think u should reconsider the test.

    a lion cant hold a meeting it doesnt have the brain mass to hold such an event, he'd attack all the game.
     
  5. Why would you want to put large wild animals in a fridge its just cruel and unnecessary
     
  6. CAN SOMEONE LET THE ELEPHANT OUT OFTHE FRIDGE , before it asphixiates (spelling)
    B_T
     
  7. I got the elephant question right but thats the only one.

    Had a good giggle though!!!
     
  8. I'm slightly worried.

    My answer to the first question was "With an Axe."
     
  9. me too Listy...eeeeeeeeeeek,maybe wees not reet in the heed?????
     
  10. Listy, you're a cnut (and you know why)!
     
  11. Same here, i said chop it into little bits, hmmm :?
     
  12. If there's only 1 elephant, and it can't go to the meeting because it's in the fridge, how come ALL the crocodiles get to go? Shouldn't they just be selecting a representative, and leaving the rest to eat any swimming ARRSE users?
     
  13. Pot to Kettle: Black! BLACK!

    So have you stuck the bases and arms on yet?
     
  14. Mooch, i've now noticed that you really are a ttwwaatt as this is the third tread you've been trying to bait people in to having a go at you. I will not rise to it. In answer to your questions:

    Yes I have been quite busy but it takes approximately 2 minutes to post on Arrse from my workstation - which has the internet on it.

    Yes I have got a bit of leave that you. I've just carried 10 days over due to tours. How about you?

    I've got lots to do; same answer as to your first question.

    Now that i've been civil, how about you fukk off and make me a brew. Tea, NATO. Why can't I hear you running? :?