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Menopause - Blokes - It's all our fault!

#1
OFFS- as if it isn't bad enough when you eventually get saddled with an: evil, rabid, moody, sweaty, evil, moody, sweaty again type dried up old trout who no longer changes her own oil....now the psycho style "no longer up on blocks bitch" can blame you for it......

BBC News - Men 'to blame for the menopause'

....and all because we are all filthy fucking paedophiles apparently!


I'm off to the pub.
 
#3
My Mrs told me she thinks she's going through it.I replied I think you've been going through it for twelve years.She's not spoken to me for a week now.
 
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syledis

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#5
No such thing as menopause, its a myth, just like PMT and pain giving birth !

Im off to hide now, bye bye
 
#9
If it's our fault and you hate us for it, i would formally suggest from now on you are a "wo", not a woman, we don't want you to have that constant reminder of men all the time do we? :wink:
 
#12
It's just another excuse for her to have a go at me for something that started WAY before I was around, I had no input about it, is nothing to do with me, but is my fault apparently..... go figure!!!
 
#14
I have just split up with one who was going into it early as she has policystic ( hope I spelled right ) ovary syndrome which after some heartache I admit I have manned up can only say what a relief as a few more months of it and I would have needed a shrink or descended into full on alcoholism.
 
#15
When the vile gubment have finished giving smokers a good kicking for daring to look at e-fags, perhaps they'll consider the diseases and health hazards posed by snatches and the associated stress casualties!
 
#19
if it happened it was my fault !
if it didnt happen it was my fault!
if it was meant to happen but didnt its my fault !
if it wasnt meant to happen but did its my fault!
if its going to happen sometime in the future its my fault !
if its going to happen in the future but doesnt its my fault !
welcome to my world !!!
 

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