If he'd been an ordinary commuter, he would have bought his ticket, stood on the platform for a while before jamming himself with some force onto a packed commuter tube, and then stood there reading the same advert judiciously for ages to avoid eye contact with anyone else on the carriage, whilst trying to see down the cleavage of a fit bird through the reflection in the glass opposite out of the corner of his eye. Whilst doing this, he would have been sweating loads and trying to hide his armpits. Then he would have alighted from the tube train, before climbing the stairs, going to the ticket slot that said closed, missed three places whilst he got in the right queue and then gone on his miserable way. Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but an average commuter does not get chased by SO19 before spreading his brains all over a perfectly serviceable tube carriage. Thoughts please: What should he have done differently?