Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Jan 8, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Men were born between the legs of a woman, then spend the rest of their lives, trying to get back in!!

    Why? Because there's no place like home!!
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  2. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I've witnessed funnier multi vehicle pile ups and miscarriages.
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  3. Do they just go flying out, straight through their Mum's knickers, and splat up the front of the passenger compartment?
  4. Please die.
  5. All are born that way. As St Bernard of Clairvaux once said:
    "et quid de nobis, fratres, qui inter faeces et urinam nascimur"
  6. A dog that talks?
    AND in latin, too ?
  7. You've probably caused more multi vehicle pile ups and miscarriages.
  8. Tough crowd!