men you fancied when sheded

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by stacy, Jan 20, 2007.

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  1. is there anyone there that has woken up with one of these "gorgeous fellas" and wished they could apmputate their arm instead of waking them up???????????????????
    gone are the days when all signals blokes where fit :thumbdown:
     
  2. With you, most of them probably gnawed their own arms off.

    Have you often woken up next to just an arm?
     
  3. I always seem to end up with a couple of these next to my bed after a few pints of 'wifebeater'...

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  4. Sadly you are correct. All the really fit Scaleys got transferred to the Int Corps in '01. Sorry.
     
  5. Are you on drugs you dopey trollop? Since when were all scaleys buff? You're an attention seeking whore, I hope you get some attention.........................from a snuff movie producer!
     
  6. Stacy wrote

    I bet every one of them wishes you would have let them slumber instead of waking them to a nightmarish realisation that they had actually poked you, as p!ssed as they were. :yawnstretch:
     
  7. There can't be too many, she probably joined last year.... 50 or 50 tops?
     
  8. Biscuits wrote

    When....in the tea break?
     
  9. Saucer of milk for the bird in the corner... :thumright:

    :blowkiss:
     
  10. At least there wewre actually days when the guy's were "fit" (FFS!!)


    The women have always been fooking munters.....

    Where the fook do we get these stupid Doris fcuk wits?
     
  11. At least there wewre actually days when the guy's were "fit" (FFS!!)


    The women have always been fooking munters.....

    Where the fook do we get these stupid Doris fcuk wits?
     
  12. Just looking through the other posts this "stacy" person says in other posts that he/she is a he but goes on about ugly blokes??? Feckin suspect! :plotting:
     
  13. Wija 72 wrote

    Off a siggies d!ck by the sounds of it.



    Buggrit wrote


    :plotting:

    So he / she is either a shim or a raving poofter? :nod: