Men with tits

[bigbird67]

so should he get the op, or just make the most of being able to play with both ends. Surely having your own tits is a boys dream??
Man boobs

 

[YesItsMe]

at most cup a ... not actually what i'd call a breast

 

[JoseyWales]

If I had a pair of 85D's or brit 38D's - I would spend four hours a day sitting in the bath washing them again and again.

 

[bigbird67]

as, i suspect, would most men! HE gets all your christmasses at once and STILL moans....MEN!!!!

 

[YesItsMe]

well ... for you being male ... you'd most probably look strange with 85ds

all you have to do is find yourself some breasts like that ... best on a woman i'd say

 

[Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb]

i would never leave the house again

 

[justjane07]

Crikey there bigger than mine, does he want to swap!

 

[deerhunter]

Rather than consider surgery he should lose a bit of weight and get his fitness sorted out, the idle bastard.

 

[JoseyWales]

I've got a bird attack - anyone got any H5N1.

 

[cuckingfunt]

I knew a squaddie (bloke) in the early 90's who had a hormonal problem which gave him one tit!

Pretty much fully formed and nothing on the other side!

Is that the best of both worlds or just a crazy freak???

 

[BuztyBabe]

If I had a pair of 85D's or brit 38D's - I would spend four hours a day sitting in the bath washing them again and again.

I do!

 

[pupgreen]

mmmm

 

[old_fat_and_hairy]

well ... for you being male ... you'd most probably look strange with 85ds

all you have to do is find yourself some breasts like that ... best on a woman i'd say

Actually, I thought they would be best on me. Resting in my hands, or on my chins.

 

[Colonel_Foreskin-Crumb]

If I had a pair of 85D's or brit 38D's - I would spend four hours a day sitting in the bath washing them again and again.

I do!

post a pic then

 

[schweik]

so should he get the op, or just make the most of being able to play with both ends.

He just needs to stop eating pies.

The fat fcuk.

 

[brucewillis]

Get a bank loan and get them off, or buy a sports bra, or dress as a tranny and make money from porn then get them off with the proceeds.

I been sacked from my job at the Samaritans by the way!

 

[YesItsMe]

If I had a pair of 85D's or brit 38D's - I would spend four hours a day sitting in the bath washing them again and again.

got a job for you

 

[YesItsMe]

well ... for you being male ... you'd most probably look strange with 85ds

all you have to do is find yourself some breasts like that ... best on a woman i'd say

Actually, I thought they would be best on me. Resting in my hands, or on my chins.

oh you mean as in 'the only thing that looks good on me is you' ?

 

[old_fat_and_hairy]

well ... for you being male ... you'd most probably look strange with 85ds

all you have to do is find yourself some breasts like that ... best on a woman i'd say

Actually, I thought they would be best on me. Resting in my hands, or on my chins.

oh you mean as in 'the only thing that looks good on me is you' ?

Exactly!

Of course, I would be willing to share my Dead Sea salts and very expensive vanilla and almond body butter, and even apply it for you. Just as a charitable and unselfish offer, I wouldn't enjoy it at all!

 

[cernunnos]

Man boobs have a major advantage over female type top bollocks. As boobs get older and the headlamps go on permanent dip. The only chance a bird has too pull is the Royal Chelsea Hospital or when the fleet is in port. With man boobs you’ve got your own, built in, satisfaction guaranteed soapy tit wa'nk, any time you like!