Men wearing dresses in the Army

#1
In recent years, we have seen a few burly blokes hit the news when their need to wear a frock goes public. It is unfortunate that so many of them do look like several sacks of potatoes under a duvet. It seems that history shows us the senior officer makes a better job of it when they make the jump to thinking they are a laydee

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Far easier on the eye than recent efforts.
 
#3
Thought you were going to incur the wrath of the Scottish Regiments then.
 
#4
Male members of the Army in dresses! Disgraceful!

That's the Royal Marines job.
 
#5
Did he go the whole hog? His Tupperware mangina would have made a cunning dead letter drop.
 
#6
Did he go the whole hog? His Tupperware mangina would have made a cunning dead letter drop.
It's not like you could slam an envelope in there covertly is it? Thinking about it, I suppose it depends on the venue really.
 
#8
I know a senior rank who knocked off Friday as "Derrick" and turned up Monday morning as "Diane" dressed in uniform as a woman confessing to be a Pre-op transsexual. Working in the high threat job he did he had balls and when they were cut off he still had balls.


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#9
What is it about "Intelligence" types, regardless of nationality, they all seem to be rampant fucking preverts to me?

Perhaps Boy George should be cast as the next James Bond, or as hoover.......



Man-maidens seem to have enjoyed rapid promotion though!
 
#11
In recent years, we have seen a few burly blokes hit the news when their need to wear a frock goes public. It is unfortunate that so many of them do look like several sacks of potatoes under a duvet.
So you prefer it if men made convincing maidens then? Looking all atractive and sultry.

Its the right of every man to dress in a dress then look like a sack of shit over the top hooker in the process.
 
#13
*checks the sign above the door*

Yep, I would.
 

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#16
It's considered entirely normal in the Marines.
I think someone posted on here recently about kit checks, maybe on the way to the Falklands. The Booties had remembered to pack Tutus and lipstick, but not less essential kit like spare boots and bits of webbing.
 
#18
Tut..

You're confusing Army and RM.

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Nothing terrifies the Taliban more than the mere thought that the 'steely eyed dealer of death' aka 'Bootie' can not only happily slot them easily but also do it whilst wearing some Janet Reger underwear and a small black cocktail dress with a suave pair of dessie boots and pearls.


You pongos just lack that je ne sais quoi whilst on the battlefield.
 
#19
I didn't have any probs with phys at Lympstone or in a Unit, but by Christ could I get the seams on my stockings straight?
 
#20
I'll be the first to concede that the booties are past masters (mistresses?) of this art, but I can turn a head or two when I put my mind to it. Only on special occasions, though, because the shaving is a bit of a pain:

 

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