Men Required for Film Work - Update

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  1. I work for a company called Universal Combat Limited who provide Tri-Service Military advice for the Entertainment and Film Industry. I have won two BAFTA's for my work in recent years.

    The task is a boot camp to be held at Pinewood Studios, at 0800hrs on the 4th of Oct, this is designed that the Director can see your face and build and of course the costume fitting. The actual shooting will take place on the 19th Oct, this is the scheduled date but as in most things in life that might slip to the right.

    I therefore require the following your full name and a contact number in email saying that you will attend, to the following address
    Please wear the following unit shirt or something similer, rohan trousers or some similar but not jeans, trial/BCH/Magnums boots.

    Size parameters: Chest: 38" - 46" ; Waist: 32" - 40"

    If you know anybody else that fits the profile please ask them if the want to come too as I need 50 x Soldiers.

    JJ Walker
  2. What's in it for steely eyed, square jawed ex squaddies then?
  3. not porn then :(
  4. They have different size parameters for BAFTA-winning pornos, Mitt.
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Boot Camp!
    Is there a cut off time for the one and a half mile?

  6. 32" waist........ 9 mins

    40" waist.........15 mins
  7. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Fixed that for you.
  8. He he! very good!!!!

    I wouldn't be able to get a job with that company.

    Only got a 31" waist!

    I'm not fat enough!

    Oh bugger!!!
  9. Boot Camp - well that's what they are calling the video HERE

    It looks like partly a 'mass audition' with a touch of basic training thrown in - a good day out: I'd like to know what the commitment would be downstream of being chosen.

    Anybody on here who goes for it, I'd like to hear from you afterwards, I think.

    Here's the company credits:
    Universal Combat Limited [gb]
  10. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    What is a unit shirt?
    & Rohan are for posers!
  11. And Nonces!!!
  12. Eastenders 1985 Military Advice. Says it all.
  13. Well, I can honestly say that it was a good laugh. Paid to stand around a lot and smoke for long periods then madly marching up and down plus food.
    For the first time in my life the kids think I'm cool too as I'm 'in' a movie. Missus might even give me sex tonight.
  14. Did you meet the original poster of the thread? Not seen him for a while.
  15. JJ? Yes I did. Strong dislike of Col. Collins :)